I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
The creepiest and most mesmerizing video of the year so far might be of a sinister floating black orb that follows people around making weird ambient noises.
The designers unleashed this hovering black ball in public spaces: they filmed it lurking in elevators and awkwardly freaking out passengers, floating down the stairs like a terrible omen, replaying people’s conversations, and making industrial clanking noises like the soundtrack to one of David Lynch’s student films.
im going to fuck that
jesus fuck the only way this could be creepier is if it were mylar
THE ORB IS LEARNING. THE ORB MEANS YOU NO HARM. DO NOT DISTURB THE ORB.
JESUS FUCK I USED TO HAVE A NIGHTMARE EXACTLY LIKE THIS AS A CHILD
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
sorry not sorry
DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA GRAB A HEAD WRITER AND SCREAM “MY FAV CHARACTER HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT”
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."
"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"
"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special…